Opinion: Why autistic people don't deserve art supplies (Satire)

By: Bihg Willy

Have you ever met an autistic person and you see them with art supplies that you can never get your hands on? They get all of these free expensive art supplies you can never get but no-- they get it for free because they are special. Well, I am here to open your eyes if you don't believe me. Have you ever look at these expensive coloring pencils on amazon but you see that they are almost sold out; some autistic brat got them for free. I know what you are thinking, “Oh, well it’s not autistic people who are the problem “, Well let me tell you this if there were fewer autistic people are a problem. Before you cancel me out on Twitter I’m not saying to get rid of autistic people, I’m saying to not let them have art supplies. Look at the art supplies on the article header, don’t they look nice, but oh well an autistic person has it.

I interviewed Professor Ceks from the University of Detroit and he has this to say, “You know my son is autistic and I think how to deal with autistic children to strip them from happiness!” I got to say I think Professor is right because now his son works in a mailroom sorting letters. Studies show that non-autistic people and autistic people with art supplies, that non-autistic people are more likely to create something appealing rather than whatever that weird frog creature is. Richard Wawor, a respected artist from Scotland created beautiful works and is not autistic; honestly made one of my favorite art pieces. As much as I love my non-autistic artist I hate the Scottish.